I guess "idk" answers everything

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

jerkofficial:


HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

jerkofficial:

HE’S DOING A WATER PULSE OMG HE’S A POKEMON

(Source: al-grave)

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be

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(Source: coconut-desu)

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

excuzed:


“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

excuzed:

“You,” he said, “are a terribly real thing in a terribly false world, and that, I believe, is why you are in so much pain.”

(Source: Flickr / marie-pierchayerdemersphotographie)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

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